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Sugar, Sand and the Last Paper Bag: A Defence of the Seaside Doughnut Van
Taste Test

Sugar, Sand and the Last Paper Bag: A Defence of the Seaside Doughnut Van

Hot ring doughnuts, a paper bag and a bit of sand: the seaside doughnut van is one of Britain's great culinary institutions. A love letter to the promenade hatch, the promenade turf wars and the humble sugar-dusted ring.

Crumbs of Power: A Field Guide to the Office Doughnut Box
Opinion

Crumbs of Power: A Field Guide to the Office Doughnut Box

The communal office doughnut box is a tiny, sugary model of society — and someone has just taken the best one. A field guide to the vultures, halvers and last-doughnut standoffs that define UK workplace sugar politics.

The Paper Bag Principle: Why a 50p Supermarket Doughnut Beats Your £4.50 Artisan Every Time
Opinion

The Paper Bag Principle: Why a 50p Supermarket Doughnut Beats Your £4.50 Artisan Every Time

Artisan doughnuts are lovely to photograph and terrible to afford. In 2026, the real hero of British sugar culture is the supermarket bakery doughnut — slightly warm, faintly greasy and criminally cheap. I will defend the paper bag to my last crumb.

Crunch, Swirl, Repeat: Field Notes From a Doughnut-and-Crisp Sommelier
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Crunch, Swirl, Repeat: Field Notes From a Doughnut-and-Crisp Sommelier

There is a moment, somewhere between the second crisp and the third doughnut, when the UK snack cupboard starts to feel like a wine list. We sent our least qualified correspondent to investigate. The results are salty, sweet and faintly unhinged.

The Sunday Roast Doughnut Is a Crime Scene, and I Ate the Evidence
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The Sunday Roast Doughnut Is a Crime Scene, and I Ate the Evidence

Yorkshire pudding dough, roast chicken, potato, carrot and a gravy glaze: the Sunday roast doughnut was inevitable. It was also messy, magnificent and mildly unhinged. Here's the recipe, the chaos and the brutally honest verdict.

The Custard-Jam Civil War: Britain's Doughnut Referendum Gets Messy
Opinion

The Custard-Jam Civil War: Britain's Doughnut Referendum Gets Messy

Custard or jam? In 2026 the question has split families, postcodes and at least one WhatsApp group. We ran a gloriously unscientific UK poll, dodged a few flying doughnuts and crowned a filling, while ring doughnuts sat smugly on the sidelines.

Jingle Bell Glaze: Every UK Supermarket Christmas Doughnut, Ranked for 2026
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Jingle Bell Glaze: Every UK Supermarket Christmas Doughnut, Ranked for 2026

Ten supermarkets, one very full kitchen and a mountain of festive fried dough. We ate every Christmas doughnut the UK's big shops are pushing for 2026 and scored them on glaze, filling, festive flair and value — so your party spread doesn't end in tears.

Glitter, Bacon and Beige: Seven Doughnut Crimes We're Banning in 2026
Opinion

Glitter, Bacon and Beige: Seven Doughnut Crimes We're Banning in 2026

Somewhere along the way, the humble doughnut became a platform for edible glitter, unnecessary pork products and prices that require a deposit. Here are seven UK doughnut trends we're officially retiring in 2026 — plus three underrated classics that deserve a heroic comeback.